Love Is Blind UK has officially landed on Netflix!

At least that was the case with the first four episodes.

If you’re like me, you’ve devoured them all and probably have many, many questions.

You’ve probably also made note of some of the wildest things that have happened on Love Is Blind UK so far. Here they are.

1. We had a marriage proposal after… one episode

I realize that’s literally the format of the show, but excuse me!?

One episode has aired, less than an hour, and Sabrina and Steven are already engaged and in love.

Also, Sabrina is from Northern Ireland. She’s our Irish girl! And she’s basically the main character of this show? Obsessed.

2. Nobody wants the undertaker?

Girls…think about the money.

Otherwise, think of all the fascinating stories you will hear, the gossip he will hear, and the things he will know!

Love Is Blind Ireland would totally throw themselves at this guy.

3. The gym chat

Did anyone else have to stop the show and take a walk when these two people were talking about going to the gym twice a day?

Just me? Okay.

4. Cirque Gate

While chatting in the capsules, Ollie comes to the conclusion that there isn’t really any spark between him and Catherine after she tells him that she went to Cirque, a club in London, for her birthday.

“Kind of presumptuous, isn’t it?” he asks, before Catherine grimaces and tries to explain that she wouldn’t normally go there.

She cried about it later. And rightly so.

5. Benaiah’s hair

This man may not be ready to get married, but he has the best hair on the show… And honestly, that should be enough.

Drop the hair care routine, sir.

6. Sam’s weird comment about weight

In the second episode, Sam goes back to the boys and expresses his concern that Nicole said something “weird” in the pods.

After telling her that he could not wait to pick her up and kiss her, he expressed concern that she might have implied that he was unable to do so.

He also said that he “likes meat” and that it’s “okay if someone has a little… it’s just a weird thing to say.”

Right…

7. The lack of “I love you”

After Nicole chose Sam over Benaiah, the two finally met… and Sam was overwhelmed.

Nicole, on the other hand, said she had a hard time connecting the man she met in the capsules with the man in front of her.

As they said goodbye, Sam told Nicole he loved her and… she didn’t answer.

Later she broke up with him and asked to meet Benaiah. Phew.

8. Alcohol consumption

5 or 6 episodes are over and one thing is for sure: these people are angry.

And not angry, but drunk. Super drunk. Maybe all the time.

These gold-frosted glasses don’t tell us anything, but we can see it in their eyes.

9. Tom’s verdict

I like Tom, okay? I think he seems nice and a little bit silly and very good looking. HOWEVER.

When he said he originally judged Maria for her job as a makeup artist because he was a “high-ranking executive,” my jaw dropped.

Who do you think you are, man? And put your phone down!

10. Sam and Benaiah’s chat

Of course Sam would come back for the drinks episode. Of course he would.

This man ended up in this bar with one goal – to cause trouble between Benaiah and Nicole. And hey, look, he almost succeeded before he decided to tell Benaiah that Nicole was once interested in sleeping with him.

Benaiah laughed loudly and then leaned against a jukebox. It was all very dramatic.

11. A bowling alley??

When Ollie wanted to meet Demi’s family, they went to a bowling alley.

Do they like bowling? Does Demi’s family like bowling? Is there a reason they met at this place and not at a house or a bar like… everyone else?

Why did Ollie and Demi’s wonderful father have to have a clarifying conversation while awkwardly leaning against a pool table?

Give it meaning.

Why are they at the Queensway Bowling Alley 🤭🤭🤭 I noticed it immediately when Demi’s dad said something, lol

— Tillyah (@tillyah) 15 August 2024

12. Jasmine’s mother tells Bobby to his face that he is uneducated

Need I say more?

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