This can’t be true. Please, someone tell me this is fake. I need this to be a big publicity stunt by Capri Sun just to let us know that our favorite beverage in the pouch is still there, it’s just that it doesn’t have enough liquid to quench thirst. If the Capri Sun Company is doing this to make bigger drinks, then just make a bigger pouch. The juice won’t taste the same in the bottle as it did before.

This has to be the dumbest move Capri Sun could ever make.

EuroNews – Capri Sun introduces ‘stronger’ paper straws in the interest of recyclability – “We have listened to parent feedback and developed a new paper straw that is stronger than ever, making it even easier for children to enjoy our delicious Capri Sun range.”

PAPER TRIMMING!?!? It was hard enough to pierce the bag with a plastic trim, but how are you supposed to do it with paper trim? What happened to the game I love so much?

It seems that the environmentalists have put Capri Sun in a tight spot after the UK banned all plastic straws and everyone hated the inferior paper substitute. So perhaps switching to a bottle is their only option now with the clean energy police breathing down their necks. Sad.

Not only was the pouch delicious, but it also brought back great memories at the lunch table as we tried to inflate the pouch with air and squeeze it out again. They even had some of the best commercials back then. Watching those kids melt into a metallic sludge under the summer sun always made me want to drink a Capri Sun. Rest in peace, an iconic drink, the end of an era.