When two brothers attended the premiere of the hottest new movie, they were surprised to see real celebrities in attendance.

Before they could even think about asking for an autograph, the couple strolled past everyone else in line.

Unbeknownst to them, the brothers had strategically planned their seating, resulting in a moment of cinematic justice that fit the big screen.

You’ll want to know the details.

One night in 1985, my brother and I are standing in front of a movie theater on Ventura Boulevard.

We are first in line to see the next sold-out showing of “Witness” starring Harrison Ford.

We had been standing in line for about 45 minutes when a sports car pulled up in front of the theater.

A guy gets out, throws his keys to one of the ushers, and enters the cinema with his date ahead of everyone else in line.

This was not an ordinary guy.

“I think that was Heather Locklear or Heather Thomas,” says someone in line.

Someone else says, “Yeah, and the AH is Scott Baio.”

Our blood boiled!

The brothers didn’t want to put up with that.

When they finally pulled the rope, we ran past the kiosk into the theater and found Scott and Heather sitting in the best seats in the middle.

My brother and I didn’t say anything to each other, but walked purposefully to the row in front of them.

They had a secret weapon that was sure to spoil the celebrity couple’s television experience.

I am 6’5″ and my brother is 6’6″ and we sat directly in front of the couple with our postures straight as a rod.

People began to gather on either side of them so that they could not move.

The movie stars immediately took notice.

Heather asked Scott, “Tell them something. I can’t see anything!”

My brother was literally vibrating, waiting for any excuse to freak out, but Scott remained silent, which was entirely justified.

As the trailer began, the couple mumbled that they couldn’t see the screen.

And, boom, they were gone.

Halfway through the opening credits, Scott and Heather finally had to get up and leave the theater because there were no other seats available.

End of scene.

They may have been famous enough to push their way to the front, but these big brothers were still superior to them.

What did Reddit have to say?

The brothers were not the only ones who had an unusual encounter with Scott Baio.

Oh, to be big.

According to this Redditor, this story has all the right ingredients.

Scott who?

The brothers couldn’t help but savor their sudden departure as they enjoyed the show from the perfect spot.

Celebrity status only takes you so far.

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