11 Netflix snacks, sorted by the speed at which we devour them

11 Netflix snacks, sorted by the speed at which we devour them

“Hey Netflix, can you send me all your snacks?” I asked.

Amazingly, the streamer actually tried, and soon it became clear that I had made a terrible mistake. Netflix actually has a much of official branded snacks and drinks in the U.S. and even more so internationally, which quickly became apparent when one delivery driver after another started ringing the doorbell and shoving boxes into my arms like a snack-obsessed version of Hogwarts sending out endless copies of their magic school acceptance letter. Thankfully, some of Netflix’s limited-time promotional items were out of stock. Plus, the streamer’s classiest items weren’t being shipped (so no $59 gifts). Bridgerton Flowery Petit Mascarpone Mini Cakes).

Nevertheless, I was able to research the online reactions to the streamer’s extensive food and drink offerings and try at least some of the dishes in person.

So here are 11 types of official Netflix snacks that have hit the market in recent years, unscientifically ranked by their binge-consumption potential, from most binge-intensive to least binge-intensive.

1. Netflix now makes popcorn

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A recently launched product line, we devoured these bags of Cult Classic Cheddar Kettle and Swoonworthy Cinnamon Kettle like we were starving survivors of the apocalypse that just happened to them in Leave the world behind you Bunker.

2. Ben & Jerry’s Netflix & Chill’d Ice Cream

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This delicious peanut butter pretzel ice cream from Netflix & Chill’d launched four years ago and is still available for your Tinder match (Lactaid sold separately).

3. Bridgerton Williams Sonoma Collection

If you watch Bridgerton If you’re thinking, “I’ll never be able to afford that lifestyle,” you can now have that same feeling while perusing a selection of snacks. OK, some items in the show’s extensive and delicious-looking Williams-Sonoma collection are fairly affordable, but everything is pretty lofty—like the $49 Rice Crispies treats (with a crown on them!) and the $349 picnic basket to transport them in.

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Almost sold out. After a few glasses of this intoxicating Chardonnay, you too will think you look like Megan Fox.

5. Stranger Things Various ice cream flavors “Ahoi”

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With seven flavors like The Void and Cinnamon Bun Bytes, these ice creams are pretty tasty (and widely available). However, this entry loses a few points because Joe Kerry and Maya Hawke aren’t available to personally hand you each serving.

6. Stranger Things Surfer Boy Pizza

With toppings like pineapple jalapeño and BBQ chicken, fans have been turning Wal-Mart stores upside down looking for them. Now you’ll have to search Portal to 2023 to find some.

7. A piece Chewing gum, devil fruit gum

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Unlike the Devil Fruit from the series, this one doesn’t grant superpowers and looks like a terrifying, esophageal-blocking ball of death. However, we’re told this thing sold out instantly at FYE stores.

8. Bridgerton Republic of Tea, various flavours

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These are good, widely available and each flavour is marked with different characters, such as Eloise’s lemon mint black tea and Francesca’s rose camomile tea. Fittingly, you have to drink Colin and Penelope’s ginger peach vanilla for three seasons before you notice any flavour.

9. Stranger Things Crunch Three Cheese Doritos 3D Model

Sold out, but a guy reviewing these on YouTube in the car said, “Very cheesy. They’re good. Very similar to a Cheeto. Very similar to a regular Dorito. It’s okay.”

10. The Sorcerer‘s Hoppy Light Geralt’s Gold Non-Alcoholic Brew

A medieval-inspired beer without alcohol? That would be like a season full of The Sorcerer without Henry Cavill!

11. Bridgerton International Delight – Cream jug with berries and cream

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“Beers and Cream” appeared with the third season of his show and is perfect for those who like their coffee to taste like toasted cheesecake.

12. Zack Snyder’s Rebel Moon G-Fuel Imperium Tonic Energy Powder in Collector’s Box

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Limited edition and hard to find, this energy powder with 140mg of caffeine and 1000mg of taurine came in a collector’s box (which is kind of like the director’s cut of excessive product packaging). If you eat enough of this stuff, everything will look like it’s in slow motion!

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