We all need to do our part to lower the political temperature in our country, so I applaud the fact that Kevin Roberts, the mastermind behind Project 2025, has delayed publication to rewrite and tone down the violent rhetoric in his forthcoming memoir. Dawn’s Early Light: Burning Washington to Save America (with a foreword by JD Vance), I decided to follow his example and make similar changes to my next book, ROCKET’S RED GLARE: Embrace the cleansing fire of patriotism that will burn down our modern Sodom so that a new America can rise from the ashes.

My memoir was sent to reviewers in its original form and then published in excerpts (often out of context) on the Internet, which provoked a fierce reaction. My publisher has therefore asked me to publicly support these new revisions to show that I am “for” them. I also want to “indemnify” him in the event of what he called “a 150 percent likelihood of litigation.”

I agree to all of these changes and am contractually obligated to state so here.

The new edition of the book differs from the original in the following points:

• The cover will no longer depict a bald eagle being decapitated by a red, white, and blue guillotine, with the bald eagle’s head flying through the air on a geyser of blood. It will now just be the bald eagle in the guillotine with the blade above its head to suggest the “potential danger” to our stolen freedoms without depicting “actual violence.” I pushed for the blade to be at least 60-70 percent of the way down to sever the head, but nothing there. According to the lawyers, it can only be “threatening.”

• The previous dedication, “To all the haters who want to tear America down – if you’re too stupid to read this book, I’d love to come to your house and shove it down your throat, page by page!” now reads “For Sophie.”

• The original title, ROCKET’S RED GLARE: Embrace the cleansing fire of patriotism that will burn down our modern Sodom so that a new America can rise from the ashesis changed to PURPLE MOUNTAIN MAJESTIES: The humble patriot who brought our nation together when no one else could with empathy, humility and all that stuff.

• The author’s name will no longer include the text “Dictated to the author by God.” (The image of God whispering in my ear will also be removed.)

• Hulk Hogan will no longer read the audio book, it will now be read by Kevin Sorbo.

• The blurb on the back of the book praising me: “‘The best sex I’ve ever had!’ – Your Mom” ​​has been removed.

• On the inside back cover of the book, there is no longer a leather sheath to hold your very own Patriotic Boot Dagger™, but instead there is now a small American flag on a stick.

• The two-page color illustration in the middle of the book will no longer show Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi masturbating on the Constitution. It will now be a recipe for heart-healthy zucchini bread.

• The map that shows you how to sneak into the White House has been removed.

• My call for a “Second War of Independence” was removed.

• My call for a “Second Civil War” was removed.

• My call for a “Second World War” has been removed because I have since been informed that it has already taken place.

• My call to all women to fulfill their biological imperative to reproduce was replaced by instructions for a vasectomy.

• The photo on the About the Author page will no longer be of me peeing in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. The new photo will be of me and Mike Lindell at a Fuddruckers.

• The last line of the book will no longer be, “Burn it all down, burn it all down, let it burn, let it burn, burn, burn, and we will all dance together around the flames on the skulls and bones of the infidels as America rises into a new dawn like a bloodthirsty phoenix of truth and plunges its razor-sharp beak into the crimson jugular of freedom.” The new last line will now be, “We will all dance together into a new dawn of freedom.”

• The last page of the book will no longer be a three-dimensional representation of a hand giving the middle finger. It will now be a peace sign or some shit like that.”

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